Someone explain this now! There was like one chance in five hundred that I would witness something today.
Never gave it a second thought. BAM! Turned out to be a 100% chance.
This would not make YOU happy. But, YOU are not reading this so it is ok.

Two things, it is a very small world, and somethings can come back and bite you in the ass very easily.

A large reward to anyone who can get me back two seconds of my life. Come on, just two seconds.
The time it takes to press send on two emails. I want those seconds back.
I need to have them back........